Thursday, September 19, 2002

Section 1. : Here are the question's i prepared :

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A. Because he is dead.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A. It becomes wet.

Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain

Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ?
A. TOMORROW

Q. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.

Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A. AGE.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A. Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A. Because it is too tyred.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. liquid
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Section 2. How To Be A Good QM.


1. You must have at least 20 questions of different category.
2. You must know how to cut and paste... Ctrl C Ctrl V
3. You should acknowledged the person who gave the correct answer.
4. You should post the correct answer.
5. You should asked questions of different categories.
6. You should have patience for chatters who are "makulit" and who complaints a lot.
7. You must set rules, like wrong spelling is a wrong answer ; if a contestant is not using black font, the answer is not counted. And you must be firm..
8. You must give clues.
9. You must be flexible and accept if you have made a mistake.
10. You should never say the phrase " Use Your Common Sense."
11. Lastly, you must not be color blind...QM used RED FONTS.

P. S. Never ask a "Why" question! (Thanks @Icarus..)

Section 3. BLOOPERS.

Thetrueasitic, one of the great chatters in the room collected bloopers and posted it in their website...II could die laughing just reading through the bloopers list...so I plagriazed the list for my blog. Thanks for the list TrueAsiatic!!!

Skny: A banana is not a fruit but a ________?
Sky: berry (correct ans : herb)

Skny: Abantling is a (n) __________?
Azriel: Noun (correct answer : young child)

Trueasiatic: Ano sa inglies ang durungawan?
Celestial: Bintana (correct answer : window)

Maximus: Anong candy and kasama ang balat pag kinakain?
Impaktita: Rabbit candy (correct answer: white rabbit)


QM: Ano sa english and pusang lalaki?
Can'tlive: Kutito (correct answer: tom cat)

Maximus: Ano ang tawag sa naipon na libag sa singit ng daliri sa paa?
Duday: Anghit (correct answer: kachichas)

QM: Ano sa ingles ang makating infection sa paa?
Sky: dandruff (correct answer: athlete's foot)

Celest: Pampanguenos are famous for making these colorful
Christmas ornaments called what?
Impaktita: tocino (correct answer: Parol)

QM: Ano ang tawag sa mga lansenggero sa sitcom na "home along da riles"?
jiggs_18ph: sunog bago (correct answer: sunog baga)

QM: Ano sa Tagalog ang "Coconut milk"?
Supersenti: niyog (correct answer: gata)Kyut mama: What do the C and A stands for in YMCA?
Impaktita: Youth

True; San Juan is the capital of what country?
Gingerme: Greenhills

QM: Complete the sentence: Its better to be late than what?
Budy Luz: Its better to be late than pregnant

True: Sa anong building tumalon si Maria Theresa Carlson?
Celest: Viramall

Max: Paano matulog ang Kuba?
J_lissa: nakaupside down

QM: Saang building sa Greenhills natagpuan na patay si Nida Blanca?
Ogre: Shoppesville

Maximus: Ano and tawag sa sasakyan ng mga Magician?
Supladang bebot: Walis

Max: Ano ang tawag sa pagkain ng Magician?
Ogre: Magic beans

Senti: Sino and sidekick ni Longranger:
Cutepnayflava: Tonton

QM: What is the Last name of Bo Derek?
Buddy Luz: Bo Derek Paulate

Kyutmama: What is a Reggae?
Vincent_angel_ni_mitch: language

QM: The Filipino dish with vegies, noddles and shrimp?
Senti: bibingka

little_jughead: (Voltez 5), Name the three armstrong brothers?
Maximus: Steve, Lil John , Bird Bert

Jughead: Favorite snack of scooby doo?
Cutepnay: bones!

QM: Ano sa tagalog ang rice noodles?
Senti: bibingka

QM: Ano sa tagalog ang rice cakes?
Maximus: Suman

QM: Transparent, thin noodles are called what in tagalog?
Dirk: TOGE!

QM: Deep-fried squids are called?
Celest: Calamai

QM: What cartoon characters says this "Yabadabadoooo"?
Videl: Scooby Doo

Maximus: Ano ang sasakyan ng mga magikero?
Ogre: Magic carpet

Lahing Pikutin: What is the name of the oldest tree ever lived?
Azriel8: Coconut

QM: Ano ang "P" sa Jose P Rizal?
Gingerme: Pendong!

QM: Tagalog word for "BAMBOO SHOOTS"?
Celest: Pusong saging (Ans: Labong)

Skny_she: Name the spaghetti mascot of Jollibee?
Tinymangogirl: Twirlie!

Skny_she: Name the Purple mascot ng Mcdonald's
Da_new meeh: Lady Moo (ans: Grimace)

True: Ferriz wheel sa tagalog?
Luvleeh _mau: gulong

African_herbmoj: What religion was Adolf Hitler?
Impaktita: Jews

QM: ________is the center of the solar system?
replicant_23: Mars (correct answer : Sun)

QM: What is the world's largest fish?
Skyboy: Tuna!!

QM: Tiger Woods endorsed what Brand of Watch? clue: t___r
Apollo: Two Door (correct answer: Tudor)

QM: Saan ang balat ni Gretchen Baretto?
Celestial : sa Tenga!!

Maximus: Sugal na pinapalabas ang coins sa loob ng square?
celestial: Pitik Bulag

Max: Ano ang tawag sa sugal na puro lista walang bayaran
Sweetsxycooldude: later pay

QM: What is the capital of Brunei?
the son of ugok: Darusalam

QM: Ano ang pangalan ng unanong babae sa noontime show na Lunchdate ?
J_lissa: Aisa Sequerra

Section 4. The WW2BAM CHATTERS.

From their site...here's a list of the chatters in the room:

THE PINYOTS

abbu_sayyad
ac2ally_imbisibol
ako_ang dakilang_saiyaman
albieson_hobiena
am_not_cute_at_all
apollo_c_vermouth
aquarian_ph_2001
azriel8
Bawal_umihi_sa_pader
b0b0ng_pin0y
boytetano21
be_tobe
dudeskidoodle
duyduydotcom
dynoraycer
ejay_nice
enconderlangako
engmarvs
flippride867
foogly_i_be
oOo_caloy_oOo
occam_ph
ogre_2001au
ores_429
pimp_daddy_buddha
praetorian_12
raging_dare_devil
river_123321
r_1_2
seven_testlces
skyboychas
sunogbaga2000
supersenti_in_cali
s_l_u_t_b_o_y
trigger_boy_69
thetrueasiatic
ubang2000
wakko_xxx
wizky
workers_union _general
xxkennethxx

THE P-NIYAS

aina_babe
alynemgleo
amparo_paru_paru
anneshey
arlene74pj
attagirl_2oo2
antipatika_c_ako
bcoolana81
bookworm18mjc
ca_4673
cantlivewithoutmypanty
celesteaug676
chillennium_2000
cordapia_911
d_love_heart
emilypa686
etzhel_ruth
fiffay
franesca_16
glydes_ca
gingerme65
good_girl_epang
good_kisser
herr_19
impaktitang_cute
insomniacf
ivetteom
jermallets
joy_n_sg
kikay_tariray
ktine_p_911
kookai_bebe
kyut_mama1214
jireh74
lady kulit
linsy_may
LynSkiBumGirl
m_i_m_i_018
maganda_ako_laban_ka
maysagrl
marrian_pln
mdefinitelyyours
eeeeee
VS
marxie_jayne
megan24ph
mimay_joy
mmie01
myleen
onceup0pucantstop
p1n1p1g
redearth143
raspberry_girl2001
seven_pentacles
silverfox_220
skny_she
snookums24
sw33t_pinay200135
thirsty4more2000
videl_ganda
wilrose82
yompie
xxachixx